When last I left you . . . or you left me . . . let’s not quibble over who broke it off, we were strolling hand in hand down that most renowned of liquid highways, the incomparable Rhine river. I had made some tortured pun on the name of our ship and you had tittered in that coy way you have. Then, suddenly, you slipped away into the heavy mist that creeps along the river’s banks like a cat burglar in ballet slippers. Let’s resume our journey and see if we can’t recapture a bit of yesterday’s magic.
Before we leave Amsterdam for good though, I just have to show you this picture as a dire warning that even a pastime as noble as gardening can go to seed, so to speak. You could build an entire reality show called “Horticulture Gone Wild” based on this yard alone. Did you notice the garage roof?
One of my favorite stops along the way was Cologne from which we get our word . . . cologne. I figured that out without resorting to the guide book. And speaking of guides, Viking River Cruises has this fantastic system whereby every passenger is given a headset to use on walking tours. If you look closely at our guide, whom I called Hoss Cartwright (behind his rather imposing back, of course), you can see his microphone.
The reincarnation of Hoss Cartwright.
“Hoss” was an absolute mountain of a man. Let’s just say he cut a wide swath and I quickly found that if you followed in his wake you could careen along behind him no matter how many Peppermint Schnaps you might have imbibed. I will say, “Hoss” had a masterful grasp of colorful local history and and a very entertaining way of presenting it.
The first picture below is a great illustration as to why comfortable walking shoes are an absolute must on this kind of experience. The second picture is the perfect advertisement for:
1) living in the south of France instead of the north of Germany
2) letting your wife dress you in the morning
3) finally, for choosing a musical instrument that is smaller than you are! I wonder if this guy ever gave serious consideration to an harmonica.
If you are foolhardy enough to book another river cruise company besides Viking River Cruises, the picture below depicts the cabin you will likely end up with. Just so you know, having waterfowl hanging on your wall will cost you a surcharge.. OK, just a little harmless joke, other river cruise partners. Actually, there are several quality river cruise companies out there but Viking is certainly an industry leader in many categories. They are not the cheapest nor the most expensive but they provide incredible value for price. They have won a number of very prestigious awards. You might want to read my recent post on Travel Deals And Other Mythical Creatures for a little perspective on travel values verses supposed deals.
If I have rekindled your affection as well as sparked your passion for this wonderful way to see the world, are you willing to indulge me one final installment in this little trilogy? If so, let’s make a date to meet back here in a few days where we will conclude our river odyssey.