A while back I wrote a blog post called Crème de Los Cabos: The Top Five Resorts which has proven to be one of my most popular posts ever. Having been decidedly unpopular among the snootier cliques during my high school days (I’m not bitter, honest I’m not), I now warmly embrace popularity wherever I stumble into it.
Seeing a golden opportunity to make those uppity, out-of-ballast cheerleaders eat their black little hearts out, I have decided to ride this “crème” train all the way to the station, so to speak. Thus, you can expect in the days ahead, even more gangly siblings in this growing family of “crème” posts.
Some may wonder how I have arrived at my personal list of Cancun’s top five resorts. Let’s just say that the polling was even less democratic than the recent election in Crimea where the populace voted with Russian boots firmly planted on their necks. As was famously said by Putin’s diabolical predecessor, “In elections it doesn’t matter so much who votes as who counts the votes.” In my case, I readily admit, I did both.
Excellence Playa Mujeres
You have to admire the chutzpah of any hotel chain daring to call itself “Excellence”. It is a lot less risky when you actually are excellent, or so I’m told. One of the things I like best about this property is its location. As they describe it on their website “an all-inclusive oasis situated on an untouched peninsula between the Caribbean and a wetlands preserve”. Even though it is a little out from Cancun proper, I have included it this grouping because it is the opposite direction from the Rivera Maya. Instead of south it is north and a little west.
Another great feature of this resort is both the quality and variety of dining options. Suppose your busy schedule only permits a three night stay. (The first order of business is to re-priortize your schedule! Do you want to die young?) In any case, imagine being able to savor the tangy herbs and spices of India’s North-West frontier your first night at Basmati, sauntering (by the second night you have slowed your pace signficantly) over to Barcelona Mediterranean Restaurant for a variety of tapas followed by paella, veal or perhaps seafood. By the third night the romantic juices are in full flow (remember those?) and nowhere else will do but Chez Isabelle, their signature French restaurant. The resort claims you will forget for a moment that you are in Cancun and begin to imagine you have been transported to the Left Bank. My guess is that by this time you will have been transported to an amorous place where geography is the last thing on your mind.
Fiesta Americana Grand Coral Beach
If “Excellence” was apropos of the previous resort, “Grand” certainly fits this hotel every bit as much. It begins with the location on what is arguably the nicest stretch of beach in Cancun. If you are familiar with Cancun’s resemblance to the number seven, this property sits at the top of the seven just before it bends southward. If you like to be in the heart of things, you can’t find a better location.
The entire hotel exudes an old-world charm that from the moment you enter delivers careful attention to detail. If you are the sort who appreciates refined taste and gentile surroundings, you will immediately fall in love with this hotel. You will not want to miss the incomparable dining experience afforded at the five diamond Le Basilic.
One of the lingering memories I carried away from my stay was how incredibly fresh and delicious were the breakfast pastries. Every hotel, including Motel 6, offers pastries and in spite of the fact I have a sweet tooth that would shame a sabre tooth tiger, most of them are frankly not all that tasty. It is a testament to the class of this resort that it maintains exacting standards even in a relatively small matter.
Hyatt Zilara (formally Royal Cancun)
In case you didn’t know (keep reading this blog and eventually you will know almost as much as the master), Hyatt Resorts has entered the all-inclusive market. When a player the size of Hyatt makes a move, they don’t do anything by half-measures! When they entered the Los Cabos market, they just went out and bought the Barcelo Los Cabos Palace Deluxe with one of the most stunning settings in that destination (see Hyatt Ziva). In Cancun, they merely ponied up a few mil from their rainy day account and acquired the storied Royal Cancun and rebranded it the Hyatt Zilara. (The Hyatt Zebra and Hyatt Zephyr can’t be far behind, can they?)
I want you to picture yourself coming home from work one evening, flashing the picture above to your life partner and saying this is the room where we will be staying next weekend. If that doesn’t get you around third and all the way home you have bigger problems than I have a clue how to solve. I suppose if your beloved has an aversion to the color blue as in sky, ocean and pool, that could present a problem.
This stunning resort property is all adults, all -suite, all-inclusive and all your greedy little heart could covet. There are seven specialty restaurants including Pelicanos which offers international cuisine in an oceanfront setting. Catering to your refined palate will hardly be a problem here. Check out this impressive new video!
Nizuc Resort And Spa
By way of full disclosure, I have never been to Nizuc Resort and Spa. This picture above is of the reflecting pond. I find it has put me in a very reflective mood. Right now I am reflecting on the question of why I have never stayed there. Two reasons come to mind. One, it only opened in March of 2013. The second, and more important reason, I have never been invited. Note to whom it may concern in Nizuc’s upper management. My passport is up to date, my bags are perennially packed and my dance card is wide open! (I know, not exactly subtle.)
By virtue of research, reputation and recommendation, I have definitely determined that it is a place I want to visit. If you visit their website, take a little time to drool all over your keyboard in the “Gallery” section.
Once you get to Nizuc, you don’t even have to leave your room to enjoy spectacular views. Not a bad place to enjoy your morning coffee, I would say. The resort is located in the secluded enclave of Punta Nizuc. I suspect you have to flash your American Express platinum card just to get past the gate which could potentially constitute a problem for me since my most exclusive credit card is made of balsa wood. Since I am sure you don’t share that problem, should my pathetic hint above falls on deaf ears, promise me you will send me pictures!
All four of the properties I have mentioned so far deserve a much richer treatment than space permits here. Should the Lord tarry and my body parts not collectively implode, I promise to write about each one of these gems separately. That, however, is not a problem for my final selection below as you will shortly see.
Secrets the Vine
Of these five properties, this is the only one I have already treated in detail. Knock yourself out and read all three. It’s not like you have anything else going on in your life, right?
At Secrets The Vine, The Wine’s Divine (1)
At Secrets The Vine, The Wine’s Divine (2)
At Secrets The Vine, The Wine’s Divine (3)
I know that many of you will have your own thoughts about which resorts should and should not be on this short list. I invite you to use the comment section to weigh in. I would love to hear your list. All I ask is please don’t tell any of the other worthy candidates I didn’t select!
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