Those of you who hang on my every word . . . assuming for the sake of this post that such hapless souls really exist . . will no doubt recall that last August I was privileged to see Quantum of the Seas in her gawky, gangly, pre-teen stage. Not to be uncharitable, she was displaying some serious zits back then. You don’t have to take my dubious word for it. Just look through these prepubescent pictures. (The last 27 at the bottom are the new ones of the completed ship.)
All of us who took that tour of the Meyer Werft shipyard in Papenburg, Germany last August voiced the same unshakable conviction: there was no way on God’s green earth that this ship was going to be presentable to the public come November. And yet, I was completely, if uncharacteristically, wrong! I know, I am every bit as shocked as you are!
Yet, here I sit at Michael’s Genuine Pub penning these words while sipping a brewsky and reveling in Quantum’s debutante ball. For those unfortunate readers who may not flutter about in high society like some of us social butterflys, a debutante is ” a girl or young lady from an aristocratic or upper class family who has reached the age of maturity and, as a new adult, is introduced to society at a formal ‘debut’ presentation.” I have a little sage advice for you young guys out there. Tread carefully when pulling the pigtails of your best friend’s freckle-faced kid sister. Some awkward teens grow up to be ravishing young ladies!
There is simply neither space nor time here to detail all the innovative features and fascinating facets of this amazing ship. Speaking of time and space, did you know that Albert Einstein wrote a book about space . . . and it’s about time too. (Sorry, I really can’t help myself. It must be genetic.)
Here is one of Quantum’s more fascinating features. This is the Bionic Bar which mixes you a drink, delivers it to you and then listens to your marital woes (although personally, I must say, I found the one on the right to be a trifle aloof and diffident.)
Since we can’t cover everything here, if you are interested in knowing more about:
1) the back story regarding how this entire series of blog posts came to be, click here.
2) the trip to Germany, the PreCab Cabin tour and the big “Reveal”, click here.
3) The amazing technology behind smart check-in, the on-board app, the WOW bracelet, the incredible wifi bandwidth and more click here.
4) The concept of Dynamic Dining, the wide array of dining options, the North Star and Ripcord by iFly, click here.
5) the average bmi of an adult African aardvark, I don’t have a clue where you should click!
Who is that mysterious woman sipping a latte in the Royal Esplanade? Why, I do believe it is Vicki Freed, Royal Caribbean’s Senior Vice President of Sales, Trade Support and Service. I interviewed her for this blog a while back . . . and yes, she is that incredibly generous with her valuable time. Click on the image, or here, to listen to that interview.
One of the dining venues created by Devin Alexander, New York Times best-selling author and media personality, is called “Devinly Decadence”. For me, while the cuisine definitely pleased the palate, at first hearing the name jarred the sensibilities. I was all prepared to dredge up grammatical technicalities from my English major past regarding which parts of speech properly modify one another, not to mention spelling, when it finally dawned on me that the name of the venue was not “divinely” but rather eponymous, a take on her name Devin. OK, so the little gray cells don’t fire as rapidly as they once did!
To tie a final bow on this five-part series on the Quantum Of The Seas, this royal debutante has blossomed into a regal mistress of the high seas. I have no doubt but that she will delight her guests of all ages and for many years to come.
As I stood at the door and gazed inside, it was obviously the speech of a newly minted fifteen year old young princess at her Quinceañera, roughly the Latin American equivalent of our debutante ball. As I listened to her excited but quivering voice, I could not help but smile and think to myself, “How perfectly apropos!”