The other day a couple of sales reps came a callin’. OK, admittedly, that in itself is not exactly remarkable or particularly blog worthy. In the travel industry, sales reps are as common as fleas on a junk yard dog. Not that I equate any of these precious souls with a member of the Pulicidea family of insects, let me hasten to add. Certainly not these two charming ladies!
- I have never even heard of before.
- I would gladly book the next flight to experience for myself.
These two ladies scored on both counts and, since I live to make your jaw drop too, I am going to tell you all about it. Strike that. There is never enough time to tell you “all about” anything. Instead, I am going to tell you just enough to tickle your wanderlust. Relax, that is not nearly as prurient as it sounds.
Tequila Espíritu de México
The journey begins with a flight into Guadalajara, the capital of the Mexican state of Jalisco. Our ultimate destination is Tequila, Mexico. (Did I catch you reflexively licking your lips?) OK, we are in Guadalajara but how shall we traverse the sixty kilometers (just under forty miles) to Tequila town? Let’s see . . . burro, oxcart, thumb a ride? If it is all the same to you, I think I would rather hop aboard the:
It doesn’t require much imagination to picture myself sitting at the bar below, sipping on a smooth little Jose Cuervo tequila and testing my limited Spanish on the convivial, and very patient, bartender. He even stifles a laugh when I ask him if he is ever pregnant (embarazado) when he uses the wrong English word. I hate those false cognates!
To continue my imaginary journey, after the brutal two-hour rail journey gazing at gorgeous agave fields and throwing back tequila shots, I am only hoping I can find some decent little hovel to rest my weary head. If required, I suppose I could make do with the brand new Hotel Solar de las Animas.
This incredible hotel is based on a Creole colonial house and is designed by renowned architect Jorge Loyzaga whose prestigious restoration works include Chapultepec Castle, a stunning edifice overlooking Mexico City. (I have a picture of me standing on the ramparts of the castle where the city looms over my right shoulder, a piece of trivia I realize would bore even Clilff Clavin from Cheers.)
The room categories range from Superior Double to the Royal Suite. Since, for now at least this is but a mythical journey, I attempt to check into the Royal Suite. When my royal lineage is called into question (surprisingly they seem to be unfamiliar with the prominence of the Denton clan in British history), I gracefully accept whatever category is shown in the picture below.
Comfortably ensconced in my room, I turn my attention to whatever enriching experiences might lie outside my doorstep. I am intrigued to discover how many options the area offers but I decide on a horseback ride through blue agave fields and a tour of Fabrica La Rojeña , the oldest distillery in the Americas. The order in which I participate in the two activities is not accidental, I assure you!
When you visit (hopefully, unlike mine, yours will not be of the virtual variety) you will want to sign up for the Maestro Tequilero blending experience where, under the watchful eye of an expert in the art of blending, you will experiment with five combinations to produce your own souvenir damajuana. If like your humble scribe, you have never even heard of a damajuana, you will immediately recognize the necessity of the expert assistance mentioned above!
Unfortunately, the cold, wet dishrag of reality is slapping me in the face and I must conclude my mythical odyssey. If the two ladies who planted this yearning in the first place are reading these words, I feel sure I could add so much more vibrant color and rich context in future blogs if only I were to experience Tequila Espiritu de Mexico for myself. (As regular readers can attest, I have always valued directness over subtlety.)
If you think this might be a trip you would enjoy, reach out to me and maybe I will put a little group together so we can all experience it!